for the record I was too lazy to install anything so I just have a squeeze bottle i use warm water in. no regs from big australia on that lol

Ball it up first. Doesn't take a huge amount, aiming for something you pinch between two fingers, not a fist-full.

Nah, not really. If the only thing you need to do is dry your ass, all you do is ball up the tp before you swipe so it doesn't fall apart.