I heard he took the lightbulb out of his fridge because he doesn't believe it turns off when he closes the door.

"Italian defence minister outs himself as Russian asset"

Trump needs a war he didn't start that he can get involved in so he can claim to be a wartime president. "Can't hold an election when we are at war!"

That title confused my brain for a second and I thought Optimus Prime was a Wikimedia employee

"Now the war has reached us we suddenly care about it"