Sugar daddies get something in return. What does Alabama do for New York and California besides some sibling joke material?

Ehhh, it’s more about the number of surviving records.

It’s dark to us relative to how long ago it was. We still know much more about it than ancient history.

But one thing that definitely did happen during the dark ages and lasted until the renaissance is looking back at the past and feeling a fall from grace.

Shit we already feel than comparing today to 1999 (when civilization peaked according to The Matrix).

The only way to save America is to divide it into separate unions.

That way them red states can bask in their poverty.