
“Well, I was only gonna charge half as much, but then I realized I could charge the full amount and make double the money.”
Want to take a dip in Paris? River Seine reopens to public swimming for first time in a century

Who knew anything good could result from the Olympics

Trump should never have been president





Y’all, I found the capitalist! Over here! Get ‘em!!

Right. They’ve registered 99 disappearing units, which are called nerbals, and have one remaining. So all 99 nerbals have been triggered, BUT the one that’s left.

It would not. The phrase means they have done almost all the disappearing except for the very last, small portion of disappearing that remains.

Probably even more appealing, let’s be honest.

He’s playing Pokémon, and everyone else is playing Bridge.

Well, it is a game, when you stand to lose nothing personally, and could not care less about any of the billions of people affected; because none of those people is you.

It’s more than a bit

I want to be some anonymous low level loser when I grow up

I’m not hearing a problem here
Rich Americans flock to apply for New Zealand’s ‘golden visas’ after government loosens requirements

Oh, RICH Americans. I rescind my click.

China:


Schumer said he would do it, but forgot 40 minutes later.

What I’m hearing is that we are overdue for an Evil World Leader Battle Royale.
Cannibalism Among Undersupplied Russian Troops Raises Alarm in Ukraine

I’m not even sure Ronald Reagan would be worse than this

Let’s hope they have all been upgraded with Cyberdyne computers OpenAI LLMs, becoming fully unmanned. And that afterwards, they fly with a perfect operational record.