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The world's superyachts are getting bigger and bigger. Business is booming, the luxury yacht-industry says.

  • The Deep Ones gleefully rubbing their hands

    • Televangelist Jimmy Swaggart, whose ministry was toppled by prostitution scandals, dies at 90

  • Swaggart "Can I roll to convince the sex workers to leave me alone?"

    GM "Sure."

    Swaggart rolls a nat 20

    Swaggart "Oh no, it looks like I rolled a nat 1. Looks like I have to sleep with the sex workers, again."

    • Tesla faces collapsing sales in Canada's Québec province, with new registrations tumbling 85%

  • The Oligopoly "We're going to use this government money to fund share buy backs and to fatten our pockets."

    • Tesla faces collapsing sales in Canada's Québec province, with new registrations tumbling 85%

  • Build fiber to rural areas so they won’t need Starlink

    Canadian Government "Sorry, the best I can do is get three companies that are an oligopoly to one day, maybe, fix this."

    • Tesla faces collapsing sales in Canada's Québec province, with new registrations tumbling 85%

  • Standing in a middle of a torrential downpour, completely soaked, getting sick, and tired.
    Hails a cab
    Sees that it is a cybertruck
    "I would prefer to die right now then get into one"
    Stops hailing for a cab