Perpetually tired mental health counselor, sometimes retro game streamer, comedian, Mensan, coffee connoisseur, bacon lover, chronic pain survivor, nefarious pirate, and generally all-round nice dude...
Precicely how I imagine any political meeting goes with him. It's like The Emperors New Clothes, except the king is a complete and stubborn moron on top of being vain and naive.
"I know I gave Israel all these weapons, plotted with Netanyahu to commit genocide and start a massive war in the middle east, dropped bombs on Iran, and threatened Khamenei's life, but this was about getting attention away from all the shit I'M doing in the US! I didn't want to get caught up in a war, I just wanted people to stop being mad at me and redirect then away from all the constitutional violations I'm committing, the people I'm deporting illegally, all the rights I'm stripping away from everyone, and all the government institutions in sabotaging. Oh, and I was supposed to get a nobel prize and a resort in Israel when Bibi agreed to stop his war, so now he's screwing that up too!"
Even the fucking slowpokes knew this...