
Germany is pretty big...

Makes you wonder if their scientists did it.

The first nuclear reactor was in 1942.

That's true, we'd be thanking religion.

The good news is that literally nobody can count on those guys.

What kind of idiot would underestimate France. They're a nuclear power, hold a permanent seat on the Security Council, and brought us democracy as we know it.

You've answered your own question. Both sides enthusiastically call to the purple states, and whichever side they go to, that's who they've chosen.
C'mere Michigan! You're such a good boy Michigan, we love you! Who's a good state‽

In case anyone else is curious. Holy shit, I don't think she realizes how much this discredits her.

This is the first I've heard of the term, it sounds like blatant newspeak.