Great insight, corporal cumsock

He's an officer and over 20 years now. This discussion took place shortly after he gave me a tour of the bridge of the carrier he was assigned to at the time. The terminals were running Windows XP. This was 7-8 years ago tops.

My brother-in-law is career Navy and he says they'd get mopped by the Chinese.

Cause its a girls name and they haven’t been within 100 yards of a girl in years (court orders).

Alleged Rapist

You forgot "and personality whom JRR Tolkein's character Gollum was based on."